So I was talking to my mom on Monday about my pathetic love life and how I thought I had found the right guy (kinda ugly but not an asshole and fun to talk to; also not weird in the bad way, only in the good way, etc) BUT THEN, THIS GUY, YOU GUYS, THIS GUY, IS TALKING TO ME ON FRIDAY OF LAST WEEK, AND SO HE’S LIKE:
“Yeah.. tomorrow I’m gonna pick up my cub.”
Innocent me thought, awww he got a pet or something
BUT THEN THIS GUYS YOU GUYS, SAYS: “No, no haha. I have a one year old son.”
BOOM BOOM POW CABOOM POW BOOM
HE DROPS THIS BOMB.
So when the guys aren’t jerks, or gross, or too weird for words, THEY ARE FATHERS OF TINY CHILDREN.
I’m twenty years old, goddammit. I don’t have time for this shit!
So yeah, the twenty three year old guy I was seeing has a son, and I can’t handle that, so off to the next candidate.
HOWEVER, this whole story was to say that when I told my mom about this I was like: “Well, that’s just my luck.”
AND I WAS LIKE OMG I MUST WATCH JUST MY LUCK
So I did just that, and it was amazing. I’d forgotten how cute that film is. It’s with the fabulous (and still normal at the time) Lindsay Lohan and the adorable Chris Pine, so that’s reason enough to grab some popcorn already.
In it, Lohan plays the super lucky and perfect Ashley, who ends up losing her luck to a super UNlucky Jake (Pine) when kissing him at a masquerade party. When she realizes what happened, she goes on a wild search to find him and take her luck back. Only problem is… she has no idea who he is!
Watch to see what happens!!!!!
Here’s the trailer: